Belly Laugh
This is our latest 300 word challenge. “A priest, a rabbi, and a midget enter a bar. The bartender says, 'Crud! What did he say?'” Joe was never a good storyteller, and his dream of doing an open mic set at the Improv was just a dream. Back in his college track days, he had been a trim 135 pounds. But after a year of eating his new wife Ida's baked goods, he tipped the scales at 180. He now had toothpick limbs supporting an enormous belly that bounced like a basketball whenever he laughed at Johnny Carson’s nightly monologue. Ida knew better than to let Joe hold a bowl of popcorn on his lap, lest she spend the night hunting down stray kernels thrown loose by his laughter. Joe waited all day just to hear Ed McMahon utter: “Heeeeeere’s Johnny!” The late-night jokes came fast, and Joe's belly would keep bouncing straight through the commercial breaks. In his dreams, he stepped into the spotlight, spinning flawless punchlines before millions—only to wake up right as ...